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Wednesday, February 18th, 2004
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longday, d monlong yyyy - Operation How-Now-Brown-Cow Closed
Endnotes of my plan to be brunette.
Operation how-now-brown-cow turned into operation i-am-a-milk-cow-moo as my skin became whiter from the lack of sun and my hair became blacker through purely artificial means. If only I sprouted a teat and started lactating, my life would have been complete.
My head turns red and does other wretched things when I use dye now. I think this is called an allergy, wot? Being a poor grad, I must become blonde again, at least until I get a real job. There's some wacky "edgy salon" that I've decided to go to. I will ask them to chop my hair off as much as possible so I won't have to look at my horrid blonde hair, and to chop off some of my fat head too! The experience should be terrifying. I hope that they give me a very trendy, very bad haircut.
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