die bohne der nacht ([info]nixietube) wrote,
Hey! Where are you? I'm becoming a bean-eater... just like you!

My immense head is designed especially to dissipate heat. First, my cranium is large, so the surface area is bigger than that of normal humans. This increases the heat dissipation at the head/air interface. Second, my hair isn't really blonde. What you're seeing is heat converted into optical radiation. So essentially, although my head might look like an abnormally large and blonde human head, it is actually a cooling fan and a miniature sun. This explains a lot, doesn't it?


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