die bohne der nacht (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} nixietube) wrote,@ 2004-05-10 14:45:00 |
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If I was any more absent-minded, I would explode
Today we had a quiz, except that I didn't remember that we were having a quiz, so I didn't study at all. I also didn't bring a pencil or pen. None of the TAs had any writing implements, either. To get a pen for me, they announced it in front of the entire class. "Does anyone have an extra pen or pencil?" The professor gesticulated at me as the one penless person in the entire 200-person class. People turned around to look. It was so humiliating.
Last week, I superglued myself to a superglue bottle. The week before, I froze an orange slice in liquid nitrogen for a 12-year-old kid, but then the orange slice became permanently stuck to the kid's tongue. I plan to hide in my apartment for the rest of the month.
Today we had a quiz, except that I didn't remember that we were having a quiz, so I didn't study at all. I also didn't bring a pencil or pen. None of the TAs had any writing implements, either. To get a pen for me, they announced it in front of the entire class. "Does anyone have an extra pen or pencil?" The professor gesticulated at me as the one penless person in the entire 200-person class. People turned around to look. It was so humiliating.
Last week, I superglued myself to a superglue bottle. The week before, I froze an orange slice in liquid nitrogen for a 12-year-old kid, but then the orange slice became permanently stuck to the kid's tongue. I plan to hide in my apartment for the rest of the month.
