die bohne der nacht (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} nixietube) wrote,@ 2004-03-14 19:15:00 |
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My Head, So Big
How does one tell if one's head is big? Here are four hints:
o You go to a women's hat store and not a single hat in the store fits.
o You dye your hair a darker color and friends describe your new hair color as "slimming".
o Your body shape is described as "lollipop".
o Someone with a fetish for large craniums asks to measure your head circumference, then unsuccessfully tries to hide his excitement at the result.
All four of these "hints" have happened to me at some point in my life (OK, I admit that #3 is taken out of context, but that's one out of four). I am beginning to suspect that my head is outright obese.
How does one tell if one's head is big? Here are four hints:
o You go to a women's hat store and not a single hat in the store fits.
o You dye your hair a darker color and friends describe your new hair color as "slimming".
o Your body shape is described as "lollipop".
o Someone with a fetish for large craniums asks to measure your head circumference, then unsuccessfully tries to hide his excitement at the result.
All four of these "hints" have happened to me at some point in my life (OK, I admit that #3 is taken out of context, but that's one out of four). I am beginning to suspect that my head is outright obese.
