die bohne der nacht ([info]nixietube) wrote,
@ 2004-02-18 21:59:00
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Operation How-Now-Brown-Cow Closed
Endnotes of my plan to be brunette.

Operation how-now-brown-cow turned into operation i-am-a-milk-cow-moo as my skin became whiter from the lack of sun and my hair became blacker through purely artificial means. If only I sprouted a teat and started lactating, my life would have been complete.

My head turns red and does other wretched things when I use dye now. I think this is called an allergy, wot? Being a poor grad, I must become blonde again, at least until I get a real job. There's some wacky "edgy salon" that I've decided to go to. I will ask them to chop my hair off as much as possible so I won't have to look at my horrid blonde hair, and to chop off some of my fat head too! The experience should be terrifying. I hope that they give me a very trendy, very bad haircut.



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Operation: Motor Pet Semetary
[info]wayoftheburnout
2004-02-25 07:51 am UTC (link)
Dead pig + outboard motor.






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Re: Operation: Motor Pet Semetary
[info]nixietube
2004-03-14 07:28 pm UTC (link)
If you build me one, I will be eternally grateful!

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Re: Operation: Motor Pet Semetary
[info]channel6
2004-04-19 09:39 pm UTC (link)
The notion seems to offend the laws of both man and nature's god. Blasphemy time!

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